In typical The Ritz fashion, Emily, Sharon and I met the coaches of the collegiate baseball team at our favorite bar a few weeks ago. Since then we've decided to support the local Futures league.
It may sound like we're not really sacrificing much by attending evening baseball games where we watch the sun slowly set in its full spectrum of colors over the forest while eating ice cream, but you're wrong. Plain and simple.
Sharkey, the sombrero and sunglasses clad shark mascot, hates us.
Yep. You read that right. The mascot seeks our unhappiness. The shark gives out giftcards to the most enthusiastic fans in the crowd between innings. Have we ever won a giftcard? No. Is Emily the most enthusiastic fan when presented with the idea of a $50 grocery card or $125 massage? You betchya.

Additionally these games pose a threat to my easily bruised skin and very expensive teeth. (Think 5 years of braces, two rounds of double root canals, a couple crowns, and a handful of oral surgeries kind of expensive). Around the second inning we had a foul ball land in the (luckily deserted) row behind us. This close call put us all on edge. Emily and I decided to venture off for ice cream around the 5th inning. While waiting in line a foul ball came way over the 1st base line and hit near the snack shack. We laughed at how the fouls seemed to be following us. After an unnecessarily long wait in line (think middle schoolers trying to count their change and high school girls flirting with the snack shop workers) we walked away with our already melting ice cream. As we headed back to our seats a foul ball comes whizzing over the fence directly into us. We were in a large expanse of dirt and gravel - deserted within 20 feet of us- yet the ball chose my thigh as its final destination. No permanent damage was done physically and I think Emily and I lost a few pounds with all the laughing on our way back to our seats. I don't know if the Sharks won the game or not, but we had a memorable night.
Regardless, I think we will continue going to the games. I would say we're being true locals by supporting the purple sharks, but in all honesty I don't think many real locals go to these games. Let's just say we're true Ritz fans to be supporting out fellow drinkers.