You see, on the Vineyard there aren't multiple lanes to change between.
But back up.
Before I even got to the mainland I almost lost Helen.
Helen, my car you know.
Poor Helen and I were waiting in line for the ferry. I was immersed in a book, totally oblivious to the world after spending 45 minutes in line waiting in my parked car (if you've ever seen me caught in a book you'd realize how my whole head is out of the real world). All the sudden I looked up and my line was all gone, so I booted Helen up and drove up to the ferry. Well, I'm not sure if the ferry workers were impressed with Helen's smooth arrival, admiring of my great driving skills, or rather punishing me for not paying attention- but we got "special treatment" if you will. While the (small, compact) cars in front of me were directed to the usual spots on the side of the ferry, I was motioned up a ramp. A ramp that I have never seen before. A ramp so new that I had to roll down my window and ask "you want me to drive up THAT ramp right there?" to which the man in the yellow vest replied "yes" with increased hand waving speed. So I did. I swear the ramp was a 45 degree angle, but Helen is a beast. She drove up the steep ramp and down the very narrow elevated platform (yes, I'm pretty sure SHE was driving at this point because I was freaking out). I park. I still don't understand how this contraption works. "Be sure to put your emergency brake on". Yeah, thanks dude I realize I'm about 2 feet from the edge of this platform with only netting between Helen and the 1 story drop to the floor of the ferry. I had planned on just staying in my car and reading for this 45 minute trek, but being a little scared of heights and a lot scared of losing my car I headed up to the passenger area. I attempted to relax, but every louder than normal sound I heard I thought "welp, that's Helen. I wonder how the Steamship Authority insurance works".

Surprisingly it seems like the ferry workers knew what they were doing. Phew, I returned to my car and it was still up on this magic ramp- not on the fancy cars directly below. All's well.
Hold up- I hadn't thought this through. There's no ramp in front of me, just the aforementioned flimsy netting. So am I going to have to back off the 5 car long narrow platform?
The beads of sweat return and my stomach feels like it's wrapped up in my esophagus. But wait, am I moving?
Yes, the sudden lurch is the entire platform moving down - it's kind of like a freight elevator that I'm on! We "land" on the ferry floor, the netting is taken down, and I'm motioned off.
I'm going to tell myself those ferry workers thought I looked like I knew what I was doing and that's why they chose me and Helen to be the FRONT car on the really scary elevated platform.







